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  • Just Another Teenage Girl, 17. I love acting, singing, dancing, summer nights, rap, bikinis, being on the internet 24/7, laughing, being immature, dubstep, nutella, hockey, lax, soccer, sour neon gummy worms, dogs, ganja (of course), Forever 21, playing guitar, the beach, workaholics and trying to tan my albino-like skin. Welcome to my blog which is basically my mind. Here you'll find my deepest secrets, darkest thoughts and my greatest fear. If you like my blog then welcome and if you dont,either A) fuck off or B) go shove a cactus up your ass, xoxoxoxo;-* Yeah my blog is fucked up but then again, so am I. Anorexic, Bulimic, Suicidal, Miserable, Cutter, Depressed, Anxious, and Awkward are all words that describe me. With that being said "Life is a stage, smoke weed until you die." Continuez votre voyage. It's been real. And none for you BYE. //
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lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.
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noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.
Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:
“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”
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fiyaaronjolras:

thechampagneandthestars:

people from other countries think that the UK is filled with beautiful, posh, benedict cumberbatch type humans, when in reality

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didn’t something like this happen in Doctor Who.. 

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sexualfavours:

IT’S FUN TO STAY AT THE

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

you know if i was a young boy and my father took me into the city to see a marching band i would actually be pretty pissed if he said son when you grow up would you be the savior of the broken the beaten and the damned like dad im trying to enjoy this parade can we talk about this later jesus christ 

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